For Saturday April 15 and Sunday April 16, 2023, in US Time Zones.

Apr 14, 2023

Forecasts are for ALL signs based on Universal stars over the weekend. Yup, there’s always lots of concurrent, yet contradictory, stuff in the sky. It’s just like life. I report on the most powerful peaking energies only, so anything described seldom lasts past Monday or Tuesday. 

OVERALL
Saturday is a major Mo-Fo, aka a Very Worst Day for April, Sunday is neutral. See all Best & Worst Days for the current month AND the UPCOMING MONTH, and learn how to use them to manifest love, success, beauty, fame and more: https://bit.ly/3u7eBvq

MENTAL HEALTH & WELLBEING
You may not feel all of these energies or feel them equally; if your natal planets are taking direct hits you’ll feel things most strongly. Also, if you deal with any mental health challenges, you’ll likely feel potential triggers more than someone who does not. 

You may feel somewhat freeze-dried for the few hours that Moon is in orb and applying to Saturn this weekend, this could shut down shadow work/ access to your subconscious mind during these hours too. As hungry as you may be for higher guidance, it may be inaccessible for now; lower-level energies could spin you instead. If you get locked into a negative loop, switch things up with a walk, a shower, or diving into something you really enjoy. Channel any restlessness into the most constructive avenues. Don’t worry unnecessarily about health, and don’t let progress or change upset your sense of confidence. But, in a “confidence desert” weekend, surprise confidence could come over you when you least expect it!

LOVE
Please please please don’t do a first face-to-face meetup on Saturday. Sunday’s not great but is safer, could at least be meh. Wednesday or Thursday next week could offer much more potential for a great result, def worth the wait! Warmth and caring could swing between too much and not enough. There’s some discord in the sky, not targeting love explicitly, but still be aware. Hunger for love can scare someone away if there’s too much blood dripping from its fangs (if the vibe feels too carnivorous, it could trigger those with enmeshment issues.) Jupiter parallel Chiron could shed lovely and benevolent light on committed relationships.

SEX
Predators could be emboldened under these stars, be heads up FOR REAL now. I don’t like how this feels and I want all my babies (you’re one of them) safe. I keep sifting through the dimensions looking for positive things to say and it’s just more ick. And more ick. Stay with a known partner or battery-up. These aren’t the stars for experimentation with the dark side. And don’t park next to a van... Seriously. Remember, the stars are ever-changing. All you’re doing is being wise and waiting a few days until having fun brings less real risk.

MONEY
If you haven’t filed your taxes yet, FILE AN EXTENSION!!! Do not file on Saturday! And, Saturday is a true money pit. Buy or invest in something big Saturday and your best hope will be that a class-action suit might someday save you… If your money pit hasn’t rolled over you and crushed you first. The very worst days create the very worst outcomes. These are the days the knives are out, the days where if it CAN go wrong, it ABSOLUTELY WILL. You can be smarter than that. Next week, Wednesday and Thursday are Second-Best Days for April, wait until then for small money stuff. For the biggest financial moves, April 28 is a Best Day and could work for a significant FIRST if your personal stars are powerful enough.

FUN, FRIENDSHIP & COMMUNICATION
Notice any enemy action from “friends” and don’t let it undermine your sense of self. Don’t let yourself feel “one-down” to ANYONE, but one-up is no solution either, just perpetuates inequalities and hierarchies.. Little jabs due to envy or competition or other microaggressions could spontaneously pop up or pop out. But… because Saturday’s stars are so dark, don’t decide what to do about friendship issues now, even though they may be right in your face. You just wouldn’t be able to make a wise or kind decision under these influences.

HEALTH/SPORTS/FITNESS
The sports gremlins are not playing fair this weekend, they’re pushing you hard toward the abyss while making you worry more than usual about illness or injury. Not any easy weekend for competitors as you’ll need your head game ultra-strong not to listen to these cacophonous and contradictory inner voices. This is one reason sports greats are greats, they just have so much practice, under so many diverse conditions, they’ve developed powerful self-discipline and self-orientation: Their head game is next-level. Lastly, don’t be so hungry to prove yourself that you do something that takes you out of the game.

REMEMBER
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