For Saturday Dec. 18 and Sunday Dec. 19, 2021, in US Time Zones. Forecasts are for ALL signs based on Universal stars over the weekend.

Dec 17, 2021

OVERALL
Saturday and Sunday this weekend are Worst Days and they seriously blow. Pretty much a sh!tshow. Sorry, but that’s what’s real. There are many disgusting alignments this weekend; among them, a Mars-Earth parallel could seriously exacerbate the rage factor during already explosive times in our world. Tread carefully. I hate bad stars! I hate the curtailment of opportunity and the general yucky vibes. But here we are, and pretending things are different never works out.

Keys to surviving bad stars:
Keep a low profile.
Lower your expectations to avoid disappointment.
Understand ways to avoid or mitigate the potential problems.
Don’t make major decisions, start anything new or meet anyone new.
If you follow this advice, once the bad stars are over, they’re over, with no nasty after-effects.
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LOVE
For a few hours, Moon traps flirtatious Venus in a Fortress/Reverse Spearhead in Geo 7 with a creepy combo of Mars, Xanthus, and Saturn/Varuna. Even after Moon is gone, the rest of the synch remains. Predators could easily come out to play under these stars. Please don’t meet anyone new this weekend, keep an eye on your drink at all times, don’t go anywhere with someone you don’t know. Capisce? If you’re in a committed relationship, the biggest concern is NOT TO STIR THE POT. Mars peaking parallel Earth in Helio on Sunday has the potential to make everyone aggressive, easily triggered, and uncooperative.

SEX
The only safe sex this weekend is with a known partner. Please no new hookups!!! See Love, above. Primitive and raw sexuality could emerge during the few hours the Moon makes a Z7 Yod with Mars and Venus. Kinks of all kinds could also come out; be sure you’re with a trusted partner and keep your safe word handy. Mars parallel Earth brings out sexual aggression and to some degree deadens tenderness. A Helio triangle of Venus-Mars and the Saturn/Neptune midpoint could dull both performance and demonstrations of affection. Or you might throw your back out. Low expectations, remember?

MONEY
Worst Days are terrible for decisions and terrible for money. If you have to buy something, hopefully it’s something you had previously decided on. New ideas now are not likely to work out well for one reason or another. Please don’t sign your life away on a major purchase this weekend, the problems likely to spin off of a chart created now are almost unlimited. Every time you buy something new you create a new “birth” chart for the thing you bought. This chart has a powerful and predictable influence on the relationship between you and it for as long as you have it. If you’re out doing last minute holiday shopping, allow lots of time and try not to engage. Mars parallel Earth is bringing an increased combative energy to a time of year that is typically always crazy-making and stress-filled.

FUN & FRIENDSHIP
Friendships are no more helped by the darkness in the sky than any other aspect of life. This weekend is something of a perfect storm: peaking Mars parallel Earth makes everyone even more touchy and aggressive than they have been, against a backdrop of widespread social unrest, Covid cases again increasing exponentially, and the usual last-minute holiday madness. It’s a lot, with the potential to blow up in anyone’s face. The best advice for this weekend is smile, be nice, let sleeping dogs lie. Don’t try to meet anyone new. Don’t discuss sensitive topics; don’t try to change anyone’s mind. Avoid crowds. One thing to make clear: though bad stars can create problems for which you should take reasonable precautions, there is NEVER a day that is so dark that it drives out all Light. Remember that. Patience is your ally.

HEALTH/SPORTS/FITNESS
Yikes. This weekend you might wonder if good sportsmanship was EVER a thing. Most competitors will be out for blood. Take it easy working out, allow time to get through your workout, and stay within your known limits to avoid injury. On gym days like these I personally wouldn’t even try a new machine! (First-time use of any kind of equipment creates a forever chart between you and the equipment.) Cooperation and teamwork will be difficult at best. Every snowboarder, street racer and canyon-carver will be looking to prove something. The vibe is a lot more Game of Thrones than Ted Lasso. How about staying in with a nice pot of soup and a coffee drink? Handle restless energy with a little mellow yoga or tai chi.

REMEMBER
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