For Saturday March 11 and Sunday March 12, 2023, in US Time Zones.

Mar 10, 2023

Forecasts are for ALL signs based on Universal stars over the weekend. I report on the most powerful peaking energies only, so anything described seldom lasts past Monday or Tuesday. 

OVERALL
Saturday this weekend is theoretically neutral (but pretty yucky), Sunday is a Worst Day. See all Best & Worst Days for the current month & learn how to use them to manifest love, success, beauty, fame and more: https://bit.ly/3u7eBvq

MENTAL HEALTH & WELLBEING
You may not feel all of these energies or feel them equally; if your natal planets are taking direct hits you’ll feel things most strongly. Also, if you deal with any mental health challenges, you’ll likely feel potential triggers more than someone who does not. 

Sunday and Monday’s peaking Nuclear and Heartbreak stars push you away from what’s best for you and toward what is worst for you. One name I have for Nuclear days and personal Nuclear cycles both are “the gremlin slumber party in your head.” The Gremmies in your head (my name for them since I refuse to give them* power) are in a pillow fight, stuffing is everywhere, they’re full of negative thoughts and petty hates, and they especially don’t like YOU. Songs and thought loops get stuck in your head and if you buy into this energy you can make yourself pretty crazy. Don’t give this confusion and agitation any attention and especially, don’t make any irrevocable decisions or begin anything new. Instead of giving them any attention or bandwidth, I repeatedly tell the Gremmies to STFU. Then the stars change. That’s the saving grace… *Are Gremmies an outer them or just random bits of our disowned selves living in our own shadows??? That’s a question for another day…

LOVE
Sunday’s peaking Heartbreak and Nuclear stars are just about as bad for love as you would guess. The great thing about knowing bad stars in advance is that this PROTECTS YOU. If you don’t do the Bad Stars Don’ts, the problems and heartbreaks will pass right by you and none will stick.
Bad Stars Don’ts for Love:
Don’t schedule a first face-to-face
Don’t make love for the first time
Don’t push for commitment
Don’t stir the pot
Don’t make a big love decision
Don’t get engaged
Don’t get married.
Follow these guidelines and you won’t meet a heartbreaker, or won’t destroy your current relationship. Remember that good stars follow bad stars and new opportunities will always come to you.

SEX
Heartbreak and Nuclear stars don’t help sex either. DO NOT hookup with someone new this weekend, no matter how empty you might be feeling under these influences or how hot hot hot they look. There’s no absolute destiny written in the stars, we always have free will here in Earth School. But the influence of the stars is VERY predictable. Why shoot yourself in the foot? First time sex under these stars pretty much guarantees an unpleasant outcome, at the least. There are no guarantees but why intentionally sign up for sex-assisted self-harm?

MONEY
Worst Days are worst for investments, worst for big decisions, worst for major purchases. Please wait to do these things, at least past Monday. With Best Days, you maximize the wind under your wings when you consider your personal cycles too. With Worst Days, you don’t even need to know what’s up in your personal stars. It’s just NO. Keep your wallet, bank book, and trading accounts firmly shut. Ever get tired of all the non-usable Worst days? We all do! But this knowledge is your guardrail to prevent you from the very worst mistakes. Important? Only success or failure.

FUN, FRIENDSHIP & COMMUNICATION
Friendship and group associations are under slightly better vibes than the overall for this weekend, but risk-taking of any kind is def not recommended. This means to avoid meeting a new friend for the first time, stirring up trouble, or taking an emotional risk. This said, here’s a piece of advice: Note down the date you first meet people, just put it in with their contact info. Then, if they ever become important in your life, you’ll know your relationship’s Ruling Chart! This can really save you when the date is long forgotten.

HEALTH/SPORTS/FITNESS
Risks run highest under the worst stars. Please do not push past known limitations or try to win a Darwin Award this weekend. Whether you’re a pro athlete or a weekend warrior, the Force isn’t with anyone much under these high-risk stars. Go easy and rise to fight another day.

REMEMBER
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