For Saturday March 26 and Sunday March 27, 2022, in US Time Zones. Forecasts are for ALL signs based on Universal stars over the weekend.

Mar 26, 2022

OVERALL
Both Saturday and Sunday are Worst Days this weekend. Sun and Earth are both weighed down by the Saturn/Sedna midpoint across the dimensions, it’s a dark cloud over this (Northern Hemisphere) spring weekend. See all Best & Worst Days for the current month & learn how to use them for love, success, beauty, fame and more: https://bit.ly/3u7eBvq

LOVE
There’s a bit of romance in the sky this weekend, though the overarching vibe may not let you feel it much. This is a weekend that love anxiety could really get amplified with Venus distressed by Sappho in a couple of dimensions. This could actually be exacerbated by the romantic fantasy-machine Venus contra-latitude Neptune in the Helio Latitudes. Though Venus-Neptune is highly romantic, it can make people want a total “Hollywood-Bollywood” romance package, and what they’ve got in the real world may seem boring by comparison to those movie stars playing in the sand. Don’t overthink now, don’t nit-pick, don’t give power to fearful thoughts. Focus on the good, things should seem better soon.

SEX
Venus conjunct Juno usually means party-time, but Saturn in this triple conjunction means “Nope.” Or at least, “OK, but only if I can control it!” Sexual Pluto is hanging with their sister in obsession, Sappho, in Geo 7, so expect people’s kinks to come out and play. Blunder-y Saturn/Ixion is also in this geometry, so outed obsessions may not land well. Be mindful and keep things appropriate. Another similar geometry, Venus-Sappho-Pluto-Saturn/Ixion, could temporarily destroy confidence in your sexual game, or create fear of a sexual blunder. Express somewhat cautiously, and as in the Love section above, don’t give power to negative thoughts.

MONEY
Bad stars are a clear sign to wait to make any significant purchases or financial moves such as opening a bank or brokerage account. You’ll have one Best Day next week for anything that won’t wait awhile… but April isn’t a great month so factor that in. A new start always creates a new chart. Bad charts create bad starts, and they create bad “ongoings” and bad finishes too! Do yourself a long-term favor and wait for great personal AND great Universal stars for your biggest financial moves.

FUN & FRIENDSHIP
There’s no real exemption for the gang from the overall yuck in the sky this weekend. With Venus slimed by Sappho and Saturn midpoints, there’s not much expression of affection, and it’s likely to awaken all kinds of social anxiety. Be as validating as you can, and pour some extra energy into self-validation. Understand that the reasons for people’s behavior seldom has anything to do with you, so you don’t have to take it personally. Piling it on, no one is likely to have much emotional intelligence this weekend.

HEALTH/SPORTS/FITNESS
Some clients actually call me “Mama Helena” instead of “Magi Helena” because I’m a serious mama bear when it comes to you. I’ll protect you every way I can! So, my friends, here are your warnings for athletics for this weekend. There’s SO much push to win, but not a lot of tools to work with, to make a victory happen in the stars this weekend. Obviously there is always a winner, but this weekend is likely to make the champ really work for it. Stick with your winning formulas, a temptation to try new strategies isn’t likely to work. Don’t succumb to doubt, fortify your mental game.

REMEMBER
Your personal cycles are the most powerful influences on how you experience this weekend and will also determine whether specific actions are advisable for you in particular. Check your personal cycles– It’s the only way to decisively improve your odds of love and success!
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