For Saturday May 28 and Sunday May 29, 2022, in US Time Zones. Forecasts are for ALL signs based on Universal stars over the weekend.

May 27, 2022

OVERALL
Saturday, Sunday and Memorial Day Monday are Worst Days in the Universal sky and they are doozies! Please don’t meet anyone new, start anything new, or buy anything significant under these Nuclear Heartbreak stars! Also, these stars could tempt struggling people to decide it’s just not worth it anymore. If anyone in your life is on the edge, please check on them. If you are having these thoughts, please reach out to someone safe who can help, and please know this: Good stars follow bad stars and good times follow bad. These particularly dark stars WILL PASS and you will feel better. See all Best & Worst Days for the current month & learn how to use them to manifest love, success, beauty, fame and more: https://bit.ly/3u7eBvq

LOVE
There’s really not much point in trying to give you workarounds for this weekend since 35+ years of statistical research has confirmed that a super-tight Nuclear Heartbreak in the Universal stars is just a flat-out dealbreaker. So the advice is just this: Singles: don’t get off to a bad start by meeting any potential new partner during this long weekend. Heartbreak meetings create Heartbreak Ruling Charts and Heartbreak Ruling Charts lead directly to heartbreak almost every time. Ongoing relationship: Don’t do damage. Don’t push for anything, sidestep delicate topics, and essentially, walk on eggshells. If your partner didn’t read this and does something obnoxious, try to be extra-tolerant. These stars can make a jerk of almost anyone.

SEX
First, please read the love section above and please, PLEASE, take it seriously! A couple of aspects can increase sexual excitement but that may not be a good thing. Juno is parallel Mars, and Eros is quincunx Juno in Helio Zodiac 7. Other sexual aspects exist, but come packaged with their downfall in the form of nasty points mixed in. Mars in a wedge with Varuna and the Saturn-Uranus Infamy midpoint is unlikely to make sexual energies dependable, consistent or productive of good feelings to say the least! Sun at the apex of a T-Square with Saturn-Neptune could make most people too pooped to pop. There’s so much more as well, unfortunately. No new hookups please. Stick with a known partner and keep your expectations low-key.

MONEY
PLEASE DO NOT buy that car, bike, house, computer, TV, social media platform (LOL) or ANYTHING important this weekend. It really doesn’t matter how enticing that holiday sale or special is. Seriously. I have a story to tell about a family member who long ago, when I was new at this, didn’t listen. Hilarious to some degree, but only if you don’t consider the horrible outcome. How well something will perform for you is dramatically affected by both the Universal stars and your personal cycles. Buy under these stars and you could very easily get a lemon, an accident, a hard-drive crash, etc…. No amount of savings can compensate you for these kinds of problems. Keep your wallet put away this weekend, and please don’t open a bank or brokerage account, either.

FUN & FRIENDSHIP
Please read the Love section above this weekend. Consider the advice for those in ongoing relationships as your advice for ongoing friendships and also try not to meet any new pals. Vesta is the main point to consider when making friendship forecasts and there’s not much going on for her this weekend, and nothing particularly favorable. The only real geometry Vesta makes is a wedge with Varuna and Venus. Varuna amplifies energies, but it also interjects chaos, so this wedge is little or no help. Be friendly, and do not confront, challenge, dig, push, or transgress boundaries.

HEALTH/SPORTS/FITNESS
Be careful. Heartbreak stars are accident stars and increase everyone’s risks. Chiron, which is part of any Heartbreak, rules life and death, so the risks are greater than just stubbing your toe or getting an inflamed hangnail. Watch for accidents but also watch for exposure. A long-haul case of Covid would be no fun either. Your personal cycles will determine the actual level of your own personal risk, so if you are in Bad Health & Safety cycles, personal Heartbreak cycles, or even in Nuclear or Blunder cycles, please…. You know. Be careful. Nothing else really to say when this is the situation.

REMEMBER
Your personal cycles are the most powerful influences on how you experience this weekend and will also determine whether specific actions are advisable for you in particular. Check your personal cycles– It’s the only way to decisively improve your odds of love and success!
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