For Saturday Nov. 25 and Sunday Nov. 26, 2023, in US Time Zones.

Nov 24, 2023

Forecasts are for ALL signs based on Universal stars over the weekend. As always, there’s lots of concurrent, yet contradictory, stuff in the sky,  just like in life. I report on the most powerful peaking energies only, so anything described seldom lasts past Monday or Tuesday. 

OVERALL
Black Friday and Saturday this weekend are Second-Best Days for November, Sunday begins a downward spiral into the darkest days of 2023! Heads up!! Read on for your survival guide. See all Best & Worst Days for the current month AND the UPCOMING MONTH, and learn how to use them to manifest love, success, beauty, fame and more: https://bit.ly/3u7eBvq

MENTAL HEALTH & WELLBEING
You may not feel all of these energies or feel them equally; if your natal planets are taking direct hits you’ll feel things most strongly. Also, if you deal with PTSD, you’ll likely feel potential triggers more than someone who does not. 

Friday and Saturday are bright and shiny days this weekend, Sunday through Wednesday Nov. 29 are very challenging days in the sky. Try to shelter yourself if you are feeling vulnerable, give yourself your very best self-care game, and guard your energy and inner equilibrium. Just like life, the stars are perpetually shifting. When you know the stellar weather report, you can make your game plan accordingly. Social anxiety could be higher than normal. Trust your gut.

LOVE
Love is not especially highlighted this weekend, and Sunday rolls into some very perilous days on just about every level. The lower the vibe, the easier it is for people to be their worst selves. Sunday through next Wednesday, walk on eggshells, avoid doing harm, be kind, be patient, be tolerant. Low vibes also make for very bad decision-making, so don’t make any romantic choices during these days. Hopefully this is needless to say… these dark days would be just about the worst days possible to meetup face-to-face with anyone for the first time.

SEX
Sirens will be calling out in full voice but beware the rocky shore. Juno, the sexual tractor-beam, is hanging out with bad boy Saturn midpoints across 4 dimensions. New bae tempting??? Oh yes. Advisable? Depends on your death-wish. The problem is that there’s a lot of pathology at work in these stars, a lot of drive toward playing Russian Roulette with your demons, toward acting out rather than making prudent choices. Momma Helena recommends you play it VERY safe now. Please.

MONEY
The day you buy something predictably impacts performance, reliability, and your long-term satisfaction. Money stars for Black Friday and Saturday are good, but with a big caveat. The big but is that the energies in the sky make a serious downward turn on Sunday. This impacts the lifespan on things purchased due to the principle of Progressions. What you buy Friday should give you about 2 years of good service before tanking. Items bought Saturday will give you about one good year. So, Friday and Saturday this weekend are really only good for purchases with a planned short shelf life. Under Sunday’s dreadful stars, if you make a major purchase, pray you live in a lemon-law state or know a class-action attorney; all we’ll be able to do ourselves is send flowers.

FUN, FRIENDSHIP & COMMUNICATION
A desire for companionship is strong but things may not flow as smoothly as you’d like. Despite an urge to get things out on the table or name an elephant in the room, communications may not be easy or clear. Someone’s words could be discouraging or could really lead others astray, don’t buy in to anyone’s faulty reasoning or justifications. Especially Sunday, keep EVERYTHING on the d-l. It would be better to wait to say anything important or even to make an attempt to clear the air.

HEALTH/SPORTS/FITNESS
Y’all probably know already where I’m likely to go with this weekend’s prediction. Friday and Saturday this weekend offer medium risk, Sunday offers extreme risk of injury or even death. And Monday is literally the most perilous day of 2023. Your personal exposure to danger is most affected by your personal health and safety cycles, but under these Universal stars, no one should push their luck. If it can go wrong/fail, it most likely will. Be safe and rise to fight another day.

.REMEMBER
Your personal cycles are the most powerful influences on your weekend and will also determine whether specific actions are advisable for you in particular. Combine Best Days with your best personal cycles to decisively improve your odds of love and success!
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